Fudge Your Face!
Do you remember Liam Neeson in the film Taken? He’s like “I have a very special set of skills…” That’s me, but the fudge version. I do one thing and I do it well. One flavour, one size, one face, one fudge.
TC Fudge. It’s made by me in a kitchen, not in a factory or a laboratory. It gives pleasure, brings people together, it makes children smile, then go a bit wild, then get strung out… so probably don’t give it to kids, give them some fruit instead. But if you adults like fudge, if you are serious about fudge being free from rubbish chemicals, then TC Fudge is for you.
NB. I am currently taking a hiatus from fudge production! Check back in around Christmas 🙂
What the fudge?
I make one type of fudge, the facegasm kind. When you eat my fudge about two weeks later you will receive a bouquet of flowers and a kind note from your own taste buds. If you’re looking for mocha-nutty-raspberry-sparkles type fudge, go to Starbucks. Do they do fudge? I don’t know, I don’t go to Starbucks, I’m too busy making amazing fudge. Also, I live in the Outer Hebrides.
Who the fudge?
TC Fudge is for the purist, the connoisseur, the valiant and heroic among us who dare to step out of the thronging hoards, beat their chest with their fist and take up the timeless call to action, “Fudge my face!” Or you can go to Thorntons or some corporation and poison the world! Just saying. Your choice, no pressure. Also, I have no non-dairy option. Also, it’s only available to people in UK.
How the fudge?
I use three ingredients: dairy and sugar and genius. There’s no binding agent or stabilisers or flavouring or preservatives or modern slavery or war crimes. I stand in my kitchen, mix the three ingredients and pour it into a mould. It’s not rocket science, it’s better, you can’t dip rocket science in whipped cream. There’s also a bit of salt and vanilla essence. Five ingredients.
Where the fudge?
TC Fudge is made in my kitchen on the Isle of Lewis in the Outer Hebrides. Oooooh, you say, what mysterious goblins frolic in such a remote place? Well, there’s a whole sack of nope for comments such as that. It is a fine land, however it’s sublime natural majesty has no bearing on my fudge making. The fudge is still the fudge, so it has been, so shall it be forever more. Looks pretty sweet though, right? Yea, you would.
Meet the Team
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About TC Fudge
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Disclaimer
It was Madonna that said, ‘with great fudge, comes great power’. You’re responsible for your own fudging health and well being.
TC Fudge - homemade Scottish Fudge 