Do your face a favour. Fudge it.

NB. I am taking a hiatus from fudge production.

If you have arrived at this website, it is probably because we know someone in common. This means you are obligated to buy my fudge, or that person will not love you anymore. Deal? Also, yay fudge!!

How do I buy?

I am currently taking a hiatus and not producing any fudge, check back in atround Christmas and we’ll work something out, bearer bonds or Fabergé eggs, probably.

Delivery and such

If you want next day delivery then this is not the place for you, take it to Bezos. Usually next day shipping you’ll get it within seven days, or I’ll have some ruddy stern questions for HRM.

Anything else including bulk orders contact me

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