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Oi, Valentines Day, you’re a real crap badger! Yea I went there. Saint Valentine is the patron saint of happy marriages and love. But he also heads up patronage for beekeepers and plague. What if he puts the wrong halo on and everyone starts getting some bee plague, then we’d have to isolate and lifeContinue reading “Valentines Schmalentines”

The top scientists at TC Fudge have categorically proven beyond any evidence that combining the two base elements of tea and fudge in order to mug off your own nan is the funniest thing possible. How do I mug off Granny? Picture this. You’re reunited with your dearest old dear after a long period apart.Continue reading “Mug off your own nan”

In a sticky situation? All your fudgy problems solved with sage advice and guidance. “Dear Mother Fudge, I have been having problems at work. Someone else just got the job I was running for, I just wanted to make everything great again, but everything’s just stupid apart from golf and CHINA! What shall I do?”Continue reading “Ask Mother Fudge”

Bozza! Me old royster doyster. I was cooking up my most recent batch of delicious homemade fudge and it occurred to me, you are desperately in need of a fudge in the face. I feel for you Bozza. You’ve got a flipping tough job and you’re getting a hard time. I read something recently thatContinue reading “Boris – fudge your face.”

Close your eyes. Picture the last time you ate some fudge. What was the experience like? Did you tear through layers of plastic and laminated carboard, discard the glossy insert, unwrap the plastic wrapping of the fudge bar, take a bite? Then slowly slip into a sugar coma, rewatching Always Sunny in Philadelphia? The NightContinue reading “Honestly, not rocket science”