Disclaimer

Use fudge responsibly. You’re responsible for your own health and well being.

Nothing in Excess

In ancient times the Greeks cobbled together all their wisdom from the most revered thinkers and scholars to create the Deplhic maxims, one of the three inscribed at the entrance is ‘Nothing in excess’. Obviously, that didn’t make the transition to Roman times that one, they loved it. Bloody Romans. My point is, if you decide to build a fort made entirely of fudge and then eat your way out of it, you’re probably going to get diabetes.         

Cat cartoons

Fudge is basically sugar and fat, it’s a sweet treat and not sustenance. It’s a gift, it’s an indulgence, it’s a pleasure, a treasure, it should make you happy not sick. Use this fudge responsibly, or I will start putting horrific images on the packaging like smoking. But I don’t have horrific images, so I will have to hand draw shocking consequences. Or I’ll probably just get bored and draw cartoons of my cat. Do you want that? Do you want cat cartoons everywhere?!

Honestly, not rocket science

Close your eyes. Picture the last time you ate some fudge. What was the experience like? Did you tear through layers of plastic and laminated carboard, discard the glossy insert, unwrap the plastic wrapping of the fudge bar, take a bite? Then slowly slip into a sugar coma, rewatching Always Sunny in Philadelphia? The Night…

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Recommended Daily AllowanceLike, two bits after dinner or something?
Dietary information Each segment of fudge contains loads of delicious stuff that’s terrible for you.
Allergy advice Contains: cream, milk, sugar, salt, vanilla essence. It’s made in a clean domestic kitchen where other food is prepared. Our hygiene is high, but If you have extreme allergies to trace amounts of anything, then be cautious and maybe order some of the laboratory stuff who can give you clearer guarantees.

Your data

There are few things on this planet that I give less of a fudge about than your data. I am not gathering any information about you. I couldn’t imagine a more boring or irrelevant use of my time. I will use your address in order to send you the fudge, then I will remove your information permanently. If you want more fudge, then you can get in touch with me. Dealsies? Tripple stamp and no returnsies.