We are a small team of talented professionals with a wide range of skills and experience. We love what we do, and we do it with passion. We look forward to working with you. Fudge.
Fudgemeister
Defender of the fudge
I have a very special set of skills. Get it? It’s that Liam Neeson thing from the homepage again. I am Defender of the Fudge, I bring it forth unto the people. I spent years as a city hack until I decided that I wanted something different. I moved to the Outer Hebrides. Now I make fudge, mentor kids with creative writing, bits of landscaping, gardening, gathering, whatever keeps the wolf from the door. Just to be clear, there are no wolves up here, we’d kick their faces off. We represent for sheeps. One thing I have learned from the many roads travelled: I make the best fudge in the world. I alone hold the recipe. I am the Fudgemeister.
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Luna ‘Mo Tuna’
Chief operations officer
If there’s one thing you need to know about Luna, it’s that he like-a-da-tuna. His background was in quality control for the Scottish Salmon company, but he left on ethical grounds. He runs a tight ship, proper sixth sigma style, he’s ok I guess. Unless he’s being a massive jerk by sitting on my laptop keyboard and messing up my typing. Also at every meeting when someone says ‘any other business?’ he pitches Tuna flavoured fudge. It’s funny the the first couple of times, then you move on. Fish skeleton flavour, or, captured bird or something. Every time, ‘Tuna’. Sigh.
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Jonty
Customer service agent
Check out this guy, I call him Jonty. Got beef? Bring it to Jonty. I mean, I wouldn’t. You may well get tucked up like a kipper – whatever that means but I always wanted to say it. Does Jonty look like he plays by your rules? Nope. Have you seen the bit of grass he keeps in his mouth like a Clint Eastwood cow? I know Jonty and when I come up to him say hello he’s all, ‘No grass? I don’t truck with no empty mouth. Keep walking.’ He uses ‘truck’ as a verb ffs! So if someone who he doesn’t even know is all, “Where’s my fudge you mother?!” I have idea what’ll happen. Kipper time.
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